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Tag Archives: Death
I might have stepped over the line
Devon and I are trying to get in shape and lose weight along with most of America, and we’re giving the Fitbit a shot. It appeals to the data geek in Devon because it tracks all his activity for the … Continue reading
You’ll have to pry the bacon out of my cold, dead hand
Here’s another article declaring “THIS THING YOU LOVE WILL TOTALLY KILL YOU, DUDE!” Check out this Gothamist article: Any Amount Of Any Type Of Red Meat Will Kill You, Says Science. First, there’s so much wrong with this headline. Like, … Continue reading
The druids are not happy about this
Summary: 26-year-old tweaker chick (who looks like a hard-living 53-year-old man) accidentally burns down 3,500-year-old tree. In Florida, of course. Sarah Barnes: “I can’t believe I burned down a tree older than Jesus.” There are two lessons to be learned … Continue reading
