Tag Archives: Death

I might have stepped over the line

Devon and I are trying to get in shape and lose weight along with most of America, and we’re giving the Fitbit a shot. It appeals to the data geek in Devon because it tracks all his activity for the … Continue reading

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You’ll have to pry the bacon out of my cold, dead hand

Here’s another article declaring “THIS THING YOU LOVE WILL TOTALLY KILL YOU, DUDE!” Check out this Gothamist article: Any Amount Of Any Type Of Red Meat Will Kill You, Says Science. First, there’s so much wrong with this headline. Like, … Continue reading

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The druids are not happy about this

Summary: 26-year-old tweaker chick (who looks like a hard-living 53-year-old man) accidentally burns down 3,500-year-old tree. In Florida, of course. Sarah Barnes: “I can’t believe I burned down a tree older than Jesus.” There are two lessons to be learned … Continue reading

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