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	<title>Dirty Hooker &#187; Death</title>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t take trite advice</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/06/09/dont-take-trite-advice</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 18:41:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was reading an article by a woman telling people to live every day as if it were their last, and it occurred to me how awful life would be if people actually did that. You’d show up at your friend’s house every morning, tears in your eyes, telling her how much you love her, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mohammed drives stick</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/05/20/mohammed-drives-stick</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2010 02:31:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s Everybody-Draw-Mohammed-Day! In the spirit of the occasion, see my Extremely Shitty Drawing, below.
Thank you to all the journalists and entertainers, pro and amateur, who take real risks to challenge the special whatthefuckery behind the ban on drawing Mohammed. Killing and threatening people for drawing your prophet is not cool, and it makes you an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t bash the &#8217;stache</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/03/19/dont-bash-the-stache</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/03/19/dont-bash-the-stache#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 19:19:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/?p=537</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I was reading a blog post about women with femstaches today and was reminded of my mother. Right before one of the last surgeries of her life, she asked me to shave her beard. (It&#8217;s one of those  things postmenopausal women don&#8217;t really talk about.) I laughed. She didn&#8217;t want the doctor who was about [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Wake-up call from Chase Bank</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/02/13/wake-up-call-from-chase-bank</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/02/13/wake-up-call-from-chase-bank#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 20:30:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/?p=492</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A conversation about Dad&#8217;s bank account that I had with a rep from Chase at 8:30 this morning, three seconds after being  jolted awake by the phone:
Chase guy: I would like to speak to yadda yadda about his account.
Me: Yadda has dementia and is deaf and doesn&#8217;t do well on the phone. Can I help [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Goddamn it, Fitz!</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/02/01/goddamn-it-fitz</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/02/01/goddamn-it-fitz#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 15:49:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Devon and I awoke to a nasty surprise this morning in the form of a large pee stain in the middle of the bed. I know I didn&#8217;t do it, and I&#8217;m pretty sure he didn&#8217;t do it. Fitz was curled up on the bed as far from the pee as possible. Needless to say, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Print: BP is dropping</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/01/25/print-bp-is-dropping</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/01/25/print-bp-is-dropping#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 20:26:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is hard to write considering I earn my paycheck from the profit fumes of the newspaper industry, but there comes a time in every adult’s life when she needs to suck up an unpleasant truth: Print is dead, and it ain’t coming back.
Print doesn’t know it’s dead yet. Its zombie corpse is still flailing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Looking for some cheer here</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/12/08/looking-for-some-cheer-here</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/12/08/looking-for-some-cheer-here#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:21:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I seem to have misplaced my Christmas spirit. Until about three years ago, I was so amped for Christmas that people had to tell me to calm my shit down, because it was just embarrassing in a grown woman, and I would tell those people to stuff it, because I had some Christmas cookies and [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Kneel before Zod</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/12/03/kneel-before-zod</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/12/03/kneel-before-zod#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 16:49:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/?p=352</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Devon has been kicking around the idea of creating a zombie plague for a while now, especially since the whole &#8220;meat in vats&#8221; idea got snapped up by someone else. I have determined that the only way to stop him is to create zombies before he does. My idea: Think of the children. Yeah, you [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Dead chick walking</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/11/12/dead-chick-walking</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/11/12/dead-chick-walking#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 13:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Like I needed to give Devon another reason to kill me.
I was updating my medical insurance info, and I got to the part about &#8220;insurance beneficiary.&#8221; My company offers 1x base salary in life insurance at no charge to employees. Let&#8217;s just say that, should I accidentally shoot myself three times in the back of [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Road to hell paved with good intentions</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/11/09/road-to-hell-paved-with-good-intentions</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/11/09/road-to-hell-paved-with-good-intentions#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:35:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since my dad is never going to drive again as long as we can keep car and keys from meeting, I decided to try and sell the thing. Lo and behold, it is actually a piece of shit. It is 16-years-old, so that shouldn&#8217;t come as a surprise, but it was fine last year, and [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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