Tag Archives: Domestic crap
I’m doing this asshole thing all wrong
You know you have a good marriage when you think to yourself, “Ya know, my wife just doesn’t nag and belittle me enough.” That’s pretty much what Devon told me as we were coming home from our friends’ house on … Continue reading
The No. 1 cause of divorce is math. I just made that up. Maybe because my math is bad.
Lately, the most I see of Devon is the back of his head. He decided working 70 hours a week wasn’t enough, so he’s taking four online classes, one of them a graduate-level class. He agreed to drop one of … Continue reading
I want a size queen. Or a queen-size. Whatever.
Last night, Devon and I were talking about the kind of house we want and the decor, and I said I’d like to downgrade to a queen-size bed because it would give us more room. He defended having a king-size … Continue reading
