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	<title>Dirty Hooker &#187; Family</title>
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		<title>No silver linings, please</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/07/22/no-silver-linings-please</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 13:04:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re one of my Facebook friends, you may have seen the Salon column I linked to titled &#8220;I trusted my gut and got screwed&#8221; by Cary Tennis. If you&#8217;re not one of my Facebook friends, you can clicky the linky. And you should send me a friend request, because I rock and would make [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Assholes are so convenient</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/06/17/assholes-are-so-convenient</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 21:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don’t mean the kind like the guy who called me a “fucking idiot” in a PuG because my Oculus-fu was weaksauce. I mean literal assholes, the kind that serve as ejection holes for feces (and entrance holes for people who dig that sort of thing).
Really, assholes are way more convenient than colostomy bags. You [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;ll be fine</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/06/14/itll-be-fine</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2010 15:45:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We’re cleared to bring Dad home Wednesday. Full disclosure: I’m so nervous I wish I had a permanent catheter, ’cause I want to pee myself.
I keep telling myself it’ll be fine. I turned the living room into a functional hospital room when Mom came home, and Dad is in much better shape than she was [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>What are husbands for?</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/06/03/what-are-husbands-for</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 16:04:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So dad had another setback. He&#8217;s in the hospital now because of blood in his urine and painful urination, likely related to the cancer, and he may need the catheter permanently. This and other bummers prompted this IM conversation between me and Devon.
me:  Will you do me a favor?
Devon:  what?
me:  When I get home tonight, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Lame like Vanilla Ice</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/05/18/lame-like-vanilla-ice</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 19:25:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Either I need to start working out again, Devon is the Nerd Commander or both.
Over the weekend, I made vanilla ice cream &#8212; the best vanilla ice cream you’ve never had, by the way. It was creamy, thanks to one part whole milk to two parts heavy cream and five eggs, blended into a sweet [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>Waldbaum&#8217;s now run by Guilt, Inc.</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/05/10/walbaums-now-run-by-guilt-inc</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 16:06:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before dad went into the hospital, I did his grocery shopping online. I have to say, Waldbaum&#8217;s online grocery service is quite bitchin&#8217;. Good selection, reasonable prices, all delivered to my Dad&#8217;s door so I don&#8217;t have to go to the store. Rock on, Waldbaum&#8217;s.
So I was a little stunned when I got this email [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Just Mauied</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/04/23/just-mauied</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Apr 2010 02:44:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[


Those sexy mo fos above are me and Devon, freshly married off the beach and eating a spectacular dinner at Spago at the Four Seasons Hotel. It is one of those places that serves meals in very small servings with very fancy presentations, but we got to try lots of different things, including the best [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Touchdown in Maui</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/04/17/touchdown-in-maui</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Apr 2010 02:24:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to a couple who missed their plane, we made it to Hawaii. Continental overbooked, but we caught a break at the expense of the misfortune of others. I sit here now listening to the sounds of the Pacific Ocean and drinking a margarita as Devon marinates the fuck out of some chicken for tomorrow&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t bash the &#8217;stache</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/03/19/dont-bash-the-stache</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/03/19/dont-bash-the-stache#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 19:19:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/?p=537</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I was reading a blog post about women with femstaches today and was reminded of my mother. Right before one of the last surgeries of her life, she asked me to shave her beard. (It&#8217;s one of those  things postmenopausal women don&#8217;t really talk about.) I laughed. She didn&#8217;t want the doctor who was about [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>The homecoming that sucked</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/02/24/the-homecoming-that-sucked</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/02/24/the-homecoming-that-sucked#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 22:18:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Dirtbag Who Broke Into the House of an 88-Year-Old Man with Alzheimer’s:
I hope whatever parts dangle from your body whither and die. I have no idea what you were looking for in the mess you scattered across two rooms, but I sincerely hope it was gonorrhea and that you found it. As far as [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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