Tag Archives: Food

Florida to poor: Lay off the chips, you poor fatties

At first glance, this Florida bill prohibiting people from buying “nonstaple, unhealthy” foods using food stamps seems like a good idea. Poor people shouldn’t be using taxpayer money to buy foods that are going to kill them when other public … Continue reading

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You totally need this. Totally.

If you’re an alcoholic, that is. This multivitamin claims to support liver health and other crap that might keep you from keeling over when your liver finally stiffens into a decrepit paperweight. I have no idea whether that’s true. I’ll … Continue reading

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Craft Friday: Don’t stand in the fire

The Deathwing Cake is not a lie. This cake from The Domestic Scientist makes me want to slay dragons.

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Craft Friday: Like these cookies, you will

Nothing says Christmas like small, green Jedi masters. Yoda was actually the fourth wise man. He brought the gift of whoop-ass. JustJENN recipes has lots of geeky baking projects. This one can be modified to make ornaments with just about … Continue reading

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Craft Friday: Double yoke egg magnet

Hungry now. This magnet is available from Scarf it Down on Etsy. I linked to a shrimp scampi scarf from this shop a few days ago. I’m not sure I’m eccentric enough to walk around in that scarf, but this … Continue reading

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‘Tis the season for bitching about abundance

If you’re the kind of person who complains about shoving too much pumpkin pie into your pie hole, I respectfully beg you to knock it the fuck off. If there was ever a first-world problem, it’s this one. The Huffington … Continue reading

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“Honey, you are really random sometimes”

I heard these words coming from the bathroom and thought Devon had found my cell phone battery next to a tampon again, but no. He found this lonely little M&M next to the light switch. This is what happens when … Continue reading

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Dear Old Ladies: My Husband is Not a Pervert

I lied. He’s a total pervert. We went out for dinner with our friends Amy and Ellen over the weekend, and Devon accidentally strolled into the women’s bathroom. It ain’t no thang. I remember the time I accidentally walked into … Continue reading

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How Devon Almost Got Punched in the Balls

We were coming home from Maker Faire when I was planning my menu for the week out loud. I mentioned I was making baked acorn squash and hot dogs with homemade rolls. A death wish is my only explanation for why … Continue reading

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Another job bites the dust

Goddamn aliens, stealing Earthling jobs. If MyWayCup Coffee hadn’t hired an alien to work for beans, a human could be standing on the corner of E. 23rd Street enticing you away from Starbucks.

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