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	<title>Dirty Hooker &#187; Food</title>
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	<description>For crafters, cooks, crocheters and all-around hookers</description>
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		<title>Something ain&#8217;t right here</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/05/23/something-aint-right-here</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 01:27:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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I&#8217;ll have chicken and only chicken. And by that, I mean chicken with everything.
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		<title>Touchdown in Maui</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/04/17/touchdown-in-maui</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Apr 2010 02:24:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Domestic crap]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to a couple who missed their plane, we made it to Hawaii. Continental overbooked, but we caught a break at the expense of the misfortune of others. I sit here now listening to the sounds of the Pacific Ocean and drinking a margarita as Devon marinates the fuck out of some chicken for tomorrow&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Daybreak in the spare bedroom</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/03/24/daybreak-in-the-spare-bedroom</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2010 16:27:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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&#8220;I can finally literally touch the back wall. That hasn&#8217;t happened in a long time. It&#8217;s like a fat man seeing his penis after a decade.&#8221;
&#8211; Devon, on clearing some boxes out of the spare bedroom



Now that we can see our figurative penises again, we should be able to get the back room into shape. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Homeless, briefly</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/01/06/homeless-briefly</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 22:24:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Other people]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So last week I locked myself out of the apartment when I went downstairs to do laundry. I was stuck out in the hallway for 3-1/2 hours in my bare feet with nothing but a bucket of laundry detergent until Devon came home, because my pride wouldn&#8217;t let me use a neighbor&#8217;s phone to call [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>How to score with (boy) nerds</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/12/11/how-to-score-with-boy-nerds</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 13:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Money]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I qualify “nerds” because there was a terrific post about scoring with female nerds at The Park Bench, which inspired this one. After speaking* with Devon, I put together this primer on dating male nerds.
Be interested in his obsession
And he WILL be obsessed with something, whether it’s Battlestar Galactica, forensic science or making chess pieces [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Looking for some cheer here</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/12/08/looking-for-some-cheer-here</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/12/08/looking-for-some-cheer-here#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:21:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I seem to have misplaced my Christmas spirit. Until about three years ago, I was so amped for Christmas that people had to tell me to calm my shit down, because it was just embarrassing in a grown woman, and I would tell those people to stuff it, because I had some Christmas cookies and [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>It&#8217;s the little things</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/11/26/its-the-little-things</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 13:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes, my dad is awesome.
I was making cheesecake for Thanksgiving and asked him whether he wanted to lick the bowl.
Dad: No, I don&#8217;t&#8230;[he sticks his pinky in the bowl and licks it tentatively.] Mmm, this is good. Give me a spoon.
So I let my dad slurp clean the remains of a bowl of cheesecake batter [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Food: Just Say &#8216;No&#8217; to yeast infections</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/11/04/yogurt-just-say-no-to-yeast-infections</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/11/04/yogurt-just-say-no-to-yeast-infections#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Snacks]]></category>

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When you see how dead easy it is to make your own yogurt, you&#8217;ll buy the store-bought stuff only during moments of extreme desperation. It takes a bit of time, but most of that can be spent watching TV or organizing your underwear drawer while the milk and heat do their thing. Devon found that [...]]]></description>
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