Tag Archives: Food

You’ll have to pry the bacon out of my cold, dead hand

Here’s another article declaring “THIS THING YOU LOVE WILL TOTALLY KILL YOU, DUDE!” Check out this Gothamist article: Any Amount Of Any Type Of Red Meat Will Kill You, Says Science. First, there’s so much wrong with this headline. Like, … Continue reading

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Holy crap! I won something!

I wanted to tell y’all about this fake blog award I won. I didn’t have to do anything, so I’m not sure it’s an award. It’s more like a chain letter that appeals to pride rather than fear. But it’s … Continue reading

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Florida to poor: Lay off the chips, you poor fatties

At first glance, this Florida bill prohibiting people from buying “nonstaple, unhealthy” foods using food stamps seems like a good idea. Poor people shouldn’t be using taxpayer money to buy foods that are going to kill them when other public … Continue reading

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