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	<title>Dirty Hooker &#187; Geekery</title>
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		<title>Assholes are so convenient</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/06/17/assholes-are-so-convenient</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 21:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don’t mean the kind like the guy who called me a “fucking idiot” in a PuG because my Oculus-fu was weaksauce. I mean literal assholes, the kind that serve as ejection holes for feces (and entrance holes for people who dig that sort of thing).
Really, assholes are way more convenient than colostomy bags. You [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lame like Vanilla Ice</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/05/18/lame-like-vanilla-ice</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 19:25:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Either I need to start working out again, Devon is the Nerd Commander or both.
Over the weekend, I made vanilla ice cream &#8212; the best vanilla ice cream you’ve never had, by the way. It was creamy, thanks to one part whole milk to two parts heavy cream and five eggs, blended into a sweet [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>Just Mauied</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/04/23/just-mauied</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Apr 2010 02:44:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[


Those sexy mo fos above are me and Devon, freshly married off the beach and eating a spectacular dinner at Spago at the Four Seasons Hotel. It is one of those places that serves meals in very small servings with very fancy presentations, but we got to try lots of different things, including the best [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Touchdown in Maui</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/04/17/touchdown-in-maui</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Apr 2010 02:24:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to a couple who missed their plane, we made it to Hawaii. Continental overbooked, but we caught a break at the expense of the misfortune of others. I sit here now listening to the sounds of the Pacific Ocean and drinking a margarita as Devon marinates the fuck out of some chicken for tomorrow&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>iPad: Not the Apple of my i</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/02/04/ipad-not-the-apple-of-my-i</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/02/04/ipad-not-the-apple-of-my-i#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 13:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Apple,
I remember a time not that long ago when I was in love with you. You were so young and pretty. And I could drop my first love, the iBook, from a billion feet in the air with no damage. In geek parlance, I admired your constitution score.
Times have changed. With the release of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>We are nerds, hear us roar</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/01/04/we-are-nerds-hear-us-roar</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/01/04/we-are-nerds-hear-us-roar#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 23:17:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re cruising for a new podcast, check out Tyrannosaurus Regina, where I and three other women talk about all things nerdy. You can find it on iTunes by doing a search for Tyrannosaurus Regina, or go directly to our site.
The site is a work in progress, as is the podcast, so suggestions are welcome.
Topic [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to score with (boy) nerds</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/12/11/how-to-score-with-boy-nerds</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/12/11/how-to-score-with-boy-nerds#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 13:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I qualify “nerds” because there was a terrific post about scoring with female nerds at The Park Bench, which inspired this one. After speaking* with Devon, I put together this primer on dating male nerds.
Be interested in his obsession
And he WILL be obsessed with something, whether it’s Battlestar Galactica, forensic science or making chess pieces [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>A book a week? Am I on crack?</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/12/02/a-book-a-week-am-i-on-crack</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/12/02/a-book-a-week-am-i-on-crack#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:59:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Many have tried. Many have failed. But here I go: I am going to try to read one book a week. It shouldn&#8217;t be hard, in theory: Until I graduated from high school,  I sometimes read three books a day. Social awkwardness is made, not born, kids. But somewhere in adulthood, I got distracted by [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>My apologies to Twitter and William Shatner</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/10/28/my-apologies-to-twitter-and-william-shatner</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/10/28/my-apologies-to-twitter-and-william-shatner#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:17:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was sold on Twitter when I realized it could help me stalk William Shatner.
I saw Shatner once in person on a college trip to Montreal. The other English Honor Society geeks and I were there to see a stage production of &#8220;Twelfth Night&#8221; with our faculty adviser, Professor Byrd, in a bus a friend [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sex and the future</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2008/11/25/sex-and-the-future</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2008/11/25/sex-and-the-future#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 15:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Devon and I were watching an absolutely wretched episode of &#8220;Star Trek: Deep Space Nine&#8221; last night that sparked a debate about holosuites as sex toys.

In that ep where Odo and Kira finally hook up after wasting most of the episode listening to lounge music in the holosuite, I wondered what freaky things people would [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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