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SILF: Superheroes I’d like to…well, you know

My friend Donna and I were going back and forth about which superheroes in The Avengers were the hottest, because we’re 14 years old. We decided that, while we wouldn’t kick any of them out of bed for eating crackers, … Continue reading

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Have a good day! Don’t jerk off into your coffee cup!

That was the advice I gave Devon as he headed off to the DMV, finally, to register his car in New York. Only 2 and a half years late. Good job, dude. He expected this to be a four-tripper, with … Continue reading

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I’m doing this asshole thing all wrong

You know you have a good marriage when you think to yourself, “Ya know, my wife just doesn’t nag and belittle me enough.” That’s pretty much what Devon told me as we were coming home from our friends’ house on … Continue reading

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