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	<title>Dirty Hooker &#187; I am going to hell</title>
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		<title>Assholes are so convenient</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/06/17/assholes-are-so-convenient</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 21:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don’t mean the kind like the guy who called me a “fucking idiot” in a PuG because my Oculus-fu was weaksauce. I mean literal assholes, the kind that serve as ejection holes for feces (and entrance holes for people who dig that sort of thing).
Really, assholes are way more convenient than colostomy bags. You [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mohammed drives stick</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/05/20/mohammed-drives-stick</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2010 02:31:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s Everybody-Draw-Mohammed-Day! In the spirit of the occasion, see my Extremely Shitty Drawing, below.
Thank you to all the journalists and entertainers, pro and amateur, who take real risks to challenge the special whatthefuckery behind the ban on drawing Mohammed. Killing and threatening people for drawing your prophet is not cool, and it makes you an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Waldbaum&#8217;s now run by Guilt, Inc.</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/05/10/walbaums-now-run-by-guilt-inc</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/05/10/walbaums-now-run-by-guilt-inc#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 16:06:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before dad went into the hospital, I did his grocery shopping online. I have to say, Waldbaum&#8217;s online grocery service is quite bitchin&#8217;. Good selection, reasonable prices, all delivered to my Dad&#8217;s door so I don&#8217;t have to go to the store. Rock on, Waldbaum&#8217;s.
So I was a little stunned when I got this email [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Settle down, Parenting</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/05/06/591</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 03:15:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not married for three weeks yet, and already I&#8217;m getting copies of Parenting magazine delivered to my apartment. Pushy fuckers.
I must have bought something for a pregnant friend and ended up on a mailing list, since I&#8217;m 32 years old, and all my friends are pregnant, recently pregnant or about to be pregnant.
Look, Parenting magazine, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I apologize in advance</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/02/20/i-apologize-in-advance</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 00:39:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Devon and I were chillin&#8217; in the living room, Devon playing a video game and me not playing a video game, since I&#8217;ve given up World of Warcraft for Lent. (I&#8217;m a recovering Catholic, so there&#8217;s no reason I need to observe Lent except that I want to.) We flipped on the TV for Dad, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wake-up call from Chase Bank</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/02/13/wake-up-call-from-chase-bank</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 20:30:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A conversation about Dad&#8217;s bank account that I had with a rep from Chase at 8:30 this morning, three seconds after being  jolted awake by the phone:
Chase guy: I would like to speak to yadda yadda about his account.
Me: Yadda has dementia and is deaf and doesn&#8217;t do well on the phone. Can I help [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Goddamn it, Fitz!</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/02/01/goddamn-it-fitz</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 15:49:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Devon and I awoke to a nasty surprise this morning in the form of a large pee stain in the middle of the bed. I know I didn&#8217;t do it, and I&#8217;m pretty sure he didn&#8217;t do it. Fitz was curled up on the bed as far from the pee as possible. Needless to say, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kneel before Zod</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/12/03/kneel-before-zod</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/12/03/kneel-before-zod#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 16:49:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/?p=352</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Devon has been kicking around the idea of creating a zombie plague for a while now, especially since the whole &#8220;meat in vats&#8221; idea got snapped up by someone else. I have determined that the only way to stop him is to create zombies before he does. My idea: Think of the children. Yeah, you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The anti-Match.com</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/11/03/the-anti-match-com</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/11/03/the-anti-match-com#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:30:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I told Devon I called him a serial killer again on my blog, he said, &#8220;At least people won&#8217;t be Googling me for dating purposes anymore.&#8221;
That said, now I have to make sure he can never find another date with anyone who can use a search engine. So here goes.
Devon Jones steals from homeless [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My apologies to Twitter and William Shatner</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/10/28/my-apologies-to-twitter-and-william-shatner</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/10/28/my-apologies-to-twitter-and-william-shatner#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:17:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was sold on Twitter when I realized it could help me stalk William Shatner.
I saw Shatner once in person on a college trip to Montreal. The other English Honor Society geeks and I were there to see a stage production of &#8220;Twelfth Night&#8221; with our faculty adviser, Professor Byrd, in a bus a friend [...]]]></description>
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