Tag Archives: I am going to hell
Don’t ignore someone’s news to tell them about your boobies. It’s rude.
I generally don’t give socially awkward people a hard time. Even the most Rico Suave of us has a brain fart from time to time. Like, you tell the dude who just got divorced, “At least you got to keep … Continue reading
In every good story, there’s always a gimp
That’s not true at all. But there should be. Think about how awesome it would be if, say, Santiago from “The Old Man and the Sea” had been fishing for gimps instead of fish. And if he’d strapped a huge … Continue reading
Tacky Plastic Jesus, I wish I could quit you
Y’all might remember my dilemma awhile back about how to get rid of this plastic Jesus statue I “inherited” from my grandfather when I was 5. I put “inherited” in quotes because there was no thought involved on his part. … Continue reading
