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	<title>Dirty Hooker &#187; Kill me</title>
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		<title>The cake is not a lie</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/09/01/the-cake-is-not-a-lie</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 19:42:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;m finally getting over what I thought was the plague but turned out to be a throat infection and pink eye. Yes, pink eye. A really mild case, though, because I got it the morning I was going to the doctor anyway to find out why my throat felt like I had been doing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>God hates it when I fly to Denver</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/06/24/god-hates-it-when-i-fly-to-denver</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 19:14:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A TSA employee is the proud owner of two Leathermans thanks to some seriously incompetent customer service on the part of Delta. The day did not start well. The Fatass, who tends to pee and shit when she&#8217;s nervous, did both on Devon&#8217;s suitcase on the way to Dad&#8217;s house, where we were leaving them [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What are husbands for?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 16:04:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So dad had another setback. He&#8217;s in the hospital now because of blood in his urine and painful urination, likely related to the cancer, and he may need the catheter permanently. This and other bummers prompted this IM conversation between me and Devon. me:  Will you do me a favor? Devon:  what? me:  When I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Settle down, Parenting</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/05/06/591</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 03:15:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not married for three weeks yet, and already I&#8217;m getting copies of Parenting magazine delivered to my apartment. Pushy fuckers. I must have bought something for a pregnant friend and ended up on a mailing list, since I&#8217;m 32 years old, and all my friends are pregnant, recently pregnant or about to be pregnant. Look, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Where the hell are my keys?</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/04/25/where-the-hell-are-my-keys</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2010 02:33:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three minutes after getting home from the airport, I realized I couldn&#8217;t find my keys. We were in the apartment already, since Devon had opened the door, but I launched the epic hunt for my apartment keys, which I couldn&#8217;t remember taking out of my bag. I spend  more time looking for shit than just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dementia: Haven&#8217;t we done this before?</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/11/13/dementia-havent-we-done-this-before</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 03:47:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Taking care of a man with dementia is like herding ants. Just when you think you have them all under the glass, two or three or 10 escape and run for the grass. My routine with dad is predictable in its insanity: Tonight, he asks what day it is. I tell him it&#8217;s Friday. He [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Road to hell paved with good intentions</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/11/09/road-to-hell-paved-with-good-intentions</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:35:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since my dad is never going to drive again as long as we can keep car and keys from meeting, I decided to try and sell the thing. Lo and behold, it is actually a piece of shit. It is 16-years-old, so that shouldn&#8217;t come as a surprise, but it was fine last year, and [...]]]></description>
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