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	<title>Dirty Hooker &#187; Money</title>
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		<title>Memory Walk 2010</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/05/19/memory-walk-2010</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 May 2010 15:48:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ll be walking in Memory Walk 2010, a fundraiser for Alzheimer&#8217;s care and research, in October. This is where I e-mug you and take your money. Normally. Today, I&#8217;m going to just direct you to where you can donate if you have extra cash and are feeling generous in a tax-deductible kind of way.
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		<title>Waldbaum&#8217;s now run by Guilt, Inc.</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/05/10/walbaums-now-run-by-guilt-inc</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/05/10/walbaums-now-run-by-guilt-inc#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 16:06:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before dad went into the hospital, I did his grocery shopping online. I have to say, Waldbaum&#8217;s online grocery service is quite bitchin&#8217;. Good selection, reasonable prices, all delivered to my Dad&#8217;s door so I don&#8217;t have to go to the store. Rock on, Waldbaum&#8217;s.
So I was a little stunned when I got this email [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TMI in da house</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/03/06/tmi-in-da-house</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/03/06/tmi-in-da-house#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 01:56:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My gift to myself for my 32nd birthday was an IUD. Being reasonably sure there will be no surprise babies  is the gift that keeps on giving, because surprise babies are like ninjas. One day you&#8217;re just minding your own business, and the next you&#8217;re all, &#8220;Oh, hi there, surprise baby. Did the doorman let [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wake-up call from Chase Bank</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/02/13/wake-up-call-from-chase-bank</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/02/13/wake-up-call-from-chase-bank#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 20:30:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A conversation about Dad&#8217;s bank account that I had with a rep from Chase at 8:30 this morning, three seconds after being  jolted awake by the phone:
Chase guy: I would like to speak to yadda yadda about his account.
Me: Yadda has dementia and is deaf and doesn&#8217;t do well on the phone. Can I help [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why is it never promiscuous sons?</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/02/10/why-is-it-never-promiscuous-sons</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/02/10/why-is-it-never-promiscuous-sons#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 23:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/?p=478</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;It&#8217;s like living under a mountain with a dragon. Some years it&#8217;s your virgin daughter they take. Nothing personal.&#8221;
&#8211; Devon, after the City of New York towed his car
You know what I didn&#8217;t want to spend $800 on this month? The list is pretty damn long and includes spider anti-venom, but I most definitely didn&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>iPad: Not the Apple of my i</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/02/04/ipad-not-the-apple-of-my-i</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/02/04/ipad-not-the-apple-of-my-i#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 13:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Apple,
I remember a time not that long ago when I was in love with you. You were so young and pretty. And I could drop my first love, the iBook, from a billion feet in the air with no damage. In geek parlance, I admired your constitution score.
Times have changed. With the release of [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>We are nerds, hear us roar</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/01/04/we-are-nerds-hear-us-roar</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/01/04/we-are-nerds-hear-us-roar#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 23:17:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re cruising for a new podcast, check out Tyrannosaurus Regina, where I and three other women talk about all things nerdy. You can find it on iTunes by doing a search for Tyrannosaurus Regina, or go directly to our site.
The site is a work in progress, as is the podcast, so suggestions are welcome.
Topic [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>How to score with (boy) nerds</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/12/11/how-to-score-with-boy-nerds</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/12/11/how-to-score-with-boy-nerds#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 13:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I qualify “nerds” because there was a terrific post about scoring with female nerds at The Park Bench, which inspired this one. After speaking* with Devon, I put together this primer on dating male nerds.
Be interested in his obsession
And he WILL be obsessed with something, whether it’s Battlestar Galactica, forensic science or making chess pieces [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>How do spoiled brats do it?</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/11/30/how-do-spoiled-brats-do-it</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/11/30/how-do-spoiled-brats-do-it#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:34:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I must be the only chick in the world that people have to scam into accepting gifts.
Don&#8217;t get me wrong: I like stuff, especially nice stuff. But there&#8217;s something about expensive presents that makes me want to give them back and tell people to save their money for the inevitable apocalypse, when the cost of [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Dead chick walking</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/11/12/dead-chick-walking</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/11/12/dead-chick-walking#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 13:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Like I needed to give Devon another reason to kill me.
I was updating my medical insurance info, and I got to the part about &#8220;insurance beneficiary.&#8221; My company offers 1x base salary in life insurance at no charge to employees. Let&#8217;s just say that, should I accidentally shoot myself three times in the back of [...]]]></description>
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