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Madonna flashes me back to the ’80s during the halftime show

The Super Bowl halftime show reminded me of why I loved the ’80s. First, there was Madonna. I don’t know whether she and Lady Gaga actually have that much in common besides both being attention whores, since I prefer to … Continue reading

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Star Wars isn’t sexist. It’s racist against people with long, blue head tails.

This blog entry from E.D. Kain from Forbes is evidence not of sexism, but of why people need to take a deep breath and stop seeing isms everywhere. Summary: His stance is that Star Wars the Old Republic is sexist … Continue reading

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The War on Religion is back, baby!

Were you aware that every day in America, children are being flogged for praying in schools and wishing people a merry Christmas? It’s true! Rick Perry says so. Here’s the story at Fox News: The only legitimate news source on … Continue reading

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FDA tells sperminator to knock off all that sperm-making

This is one of those stories that sounds like an Onion article but isn’t. The Food and Drug Administration is telling Trent Arsenault of California to stop giving his sperm away like it’s a keg party at Delta Tau Chi. The best part … Continue reading

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1 percenter fails history AND current events

What bothers me the most is not that this guy is a douche rag. Lots of people, rich and poor, are douche rags. It’s that I found a bunch of exceptional Americans in the 99 percent with some 5-minute Wikipedia-fu. … Continue reading

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When I was a kid, we didn’t have wi-fi. We plugged our shit into the wall and we liked it fine that way

I’m ambivalent about the fact that geekiness has gone mainstream. On one hand, people who like to pretend they’re vampires and gnomes don’t have to pay for sex anymore. Now we have hot chicks rolling a d6 and guys bragging … Continue reading

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Why my friends shouldn’t leave me alone with their children

Devon and I were in a cab with some friends on the way home from a wedding when the conversation turned to kids’ shows. Our friend mentioned she took her daughter to see something called “Freckleface Strawberry,” which is apparently … Continue reading

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Dear Old Ladies: My Husband is Not a Pervert

I lied. He’s a total pervert. We went out for dinner with our friends Amy and Ellen over the weekend, and Devon accidentally strolled into the women’s bathroom. It ain’t no thang. I remember the time I accidentally walked into … Continue reading

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Christina Aguilera needs to get off my damn lawn

I saw this link over at Oh, Noa and had to share. WTF happened to Christina Aguilera? She looks like someone’s divorced, middle-aged alcoholic mom stripping at amateur night to prove she’s still got it. I was floored when I found … Continue reading

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Occupy Wall Street marches on

I spent the morning downtown checking out Occupy Wall Street and taking photos. It was a cool fall day, and a lot of people were still sleeping in sleeping bags and under tents. A lot has already been said about … Continue reading

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