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I would have brought a keg, but that might have seemed rude
My friend Saul and I visited the cemetery last Monday to note Dad’s one-year deathaversary. When we visit mom, we hang out under a nearby tree for several hours and make a picnic of it. But Dad was really inconsiderate … Continue reading
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Not everyone can handle how awesome I am
Devon and I were drifting off to the sounds of the forest at night thanks to the sound machine we bought way back when Fitz spent most of her waking hours licking herself. And by that I mean a peaceful … Continue reading
“Honey, you are really random sometimes”
I heard these words coming from the bathroom and thought Devon had found my cell phone battery next to a tampon again, but no. He found this lonely little M&M next to the light switch. This is what happens when … Continue reading
This cat is STILL an asshole
We were happy to have our friend Amy stay with us for the weekend, but Devon and I made a terrible mistake. We allowed Sahrah to sleep with us in the bedroom for two nights to keep her from bitching … Continue reading
This cat is an asshole
She’s a pretty asshole, but still an asshole. Devon had to chuck his old desk chair because he kept getting a pee bath every morning when he sat down on it. He used a wooden chair for a while with … Continue reading
I can haz takeout?
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A toast to one good dog
Forgive the potential incoherence of this post. Devon and I are sitting here drinking whiskey and talking about Fitz. Fitz was not a smart dog. Nor was she a strong dog. But she was all heart and made of 100% … Continue reading
When a weekend sucks, it really sucks
It started with Fitz throwing up in the car on the way to a picnic Saturday. She wouldn’t eat that morning, she had diahrrhea, and she spent the rest of the day listless, lounging on a chair. On the way … Continue reading
Fitz is here to buff me up
I don’t need to go to the gym on days I take Fitz to get her nails trimmed, because she gives me all the workout I need. You see, Fitz is a jerk. For the whole 13 blocks between my … Continue reading
Curves for kitties
OK, y’all, I need your help again. Devon and I are doing a little redecorating, and we replaced the couch with a futon that takes up less space and can be cleaned more easily, thus reducing the odds that the … Continue reading
