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	<title>Dirty Hooker &#187; Pets</title>
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		<title>God hates it when I fly to Denver</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/06/24/god-hates-it-when-i-fly-to-denver</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 19:14:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A TSA employee is the proud owner of two Leathermans thanks to some seriously incompetent customer service on the part of Delta.
The day did not start well. The Fatass, who tends to pee and shit when she&#8217;s nervous, did both on Devon&#8217;s suitcase on the way to Dad&#8217;s house, where we were leaving them for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The homecoming that sucked</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/02/24/the-homecoming-that-sucked</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 22:18:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Dirtbag Who Broke Into the House of an 88-Year-Old Man with Alzheimer’s:
I hope whatever parts dangle from your body whither and die. I have no idea what you were looking for in the mess you scattered across two rooms, but I sincerely hope it was gonorrhea and that you found it. As far as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Goddamn it, Fitz!</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/02/01/goddamn-it-fitz</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 15:49:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Devon and I awoke to a nasty surprise this morning in the form of a large pee stain in the middle of the bed. I know I didn&#8217;t do it, and I&#8217;m pretty sure he didn&#8217;t do it. Fitz was curled up on the bed as far from the pee as possible. Needless to say, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This is war, Facebook</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/11/22/this-is-war-facebook</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 17:42:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Facebook says I should reconnect with Devon Jones. I think Facebook has gone too far in poking its Mafia Wars-lovin&#8217; face into my personal life. You don&#8217;t know me, FB! You don&#8217;t know anything about my relationship! Devon is sitting 4 feet away, sending email in his pajamas. 
God, Facebook is a pushy wench. 
In [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shit happens</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/09/20/shit-happens</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 02:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If anyone wants one, there&#8217;s a kitty carrier lined with cat shit on my balcony, free just for you.
I&#8217;d been planning to take the Fatass with me since before Mom died, but our moving plans derailed that temporarily. Didn&#8217;t want three animals freaking out about the new place at once.
So this weekend, I finally brought [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Can we call the exterminator?</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/08/31/can-we-call-the-exterminator</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/08/31/can-we-call-the-exterminator#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 17:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My new apartment comes with its very own 4-year-old girl. I wish I&#8217;d known that before I signed the lease.
As we were unpacking our boxes yesterday, Fitz  made herself a new friend. The kind who never leaves. The kind who wants to play with our swords. She and her mom finally left, for the [...]]]></description>
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