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Tag Archives: Pets
“Honey, you are really random sometimes”
I heard these words coming from the bathroom and thought Devon had found my cell phone battery next to a tampon again, but no. He found this lonely little M&M next to the light switch. This is what happens when … Continue reading
This cat is STILL an asshole
We were happy to have our friend Amy stay with us for the weekend, but Devon and I made a terrible mistake. We allowed Sahrah to sleep with us in the bedroom for two nights to keep her from bitching … Continue reading
This cat is an asshole
She’s a pretty asshole, but still an asshole. Devon had to chuck his old desk chair because he kept getting a pee bath every morning when he sat down on it. He used a wooden chair for a while with … Continue reading
