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	<title>Dirty Hooker &#187; Righteous Rage</title>
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		<title>No silver linings, please</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/07/22/no-silver-linings-please</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 13:04:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re one of my Facebook friends, you may have seen the Salon column I linked to titled &#8220;I trusted my gut and got screwed&#8221; by Cary Tennis. If you&#8217;re not one of my Facebook friends, you can clicky the linky. And you should send me a friend request, because I rock and would make [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The homecoming that sucked</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/02/24/the-homecoming-that-sucked</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 22:18:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Dirtbag Who Broke Into the House of an 88-Year-Old Man with Alzheimer’s:
I hope whatever parts dangle from your body whither and die. I have no idea what you were looking for in the mess you scattered across two rooms, but I sincerely hope it was gonorrhea and that you found it. As far as [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Why is it never promiscuous sons?</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/02/10/why-is-it-never-promiscuous-sons</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/02/10/why-is-it-never-promiscuous-sons#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 23:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;It&#8217;s like living under a mountain with a dragon. Some years it&#8217;s your virgin daughter they take. Nothing personal.&#8221;
&#8211; Devon, after the City of New York towed his car
You know what I didn&#8217;t want to spend $800 on this month? The list is pretty damn long and includes spider anti-venom, but I most definitely didn&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>iPad: Not the Apple of my i</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/02/04/ipad-not-the-apple-of-my-i</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/02/04/ipad-not-the-apple-of-my-i#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 13:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Apple,
I remember a time not that long ago when I was in love with you. You were so young and pretty. And I could drop my first love, the iBook, from a billion feet in the air with no damage. In geek parlance, I admired your constitution score.
Times have changed. With the release of [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Goddamn it, Fitz!</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/02/01/goddamn-it-fitz</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/02/01/goddamn-it-fitz#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 15:49:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Death]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/?p=448</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Devon and I awoke to a nasty surprise this morning in the form of a large pee stain in the middle of the bed. I know I didn&#8217;t do it, and I&#8217;m pretty sure he didn&#8217;t do it. Fitz was curled up on the bed as far from the pee as possible. Needless to say, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Pop Quiz, Hotshot</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/12/24/pop-quiz-hotshot</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/12/24/pop-quiz-hotshot#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2009 01:19:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Guess which one of the following items DID NOT make it through airport security.




If you guessed the box cutter, you should not be working for the TS-Fucking-A.
When we moved into our new apartment, Devon picked up a bunch of box cutters, and I slipped one of them into my purse in case I needed to [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Facebook needs to back out of my bizness</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/11/05/facebook-needs-to-back-out-of-my-bizness</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/11/05/facebook-needs-to-back-out-of-my-bizness#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Listen, Facebook, I don&#8217;t care what my mother told you to do before she died: I don&#8217;t need to hear your shit about my biological clock. I&#8217;m not even trying to have a baby, so I don&#8217;t need &#8220;fertility coaching.&#8221; I call my birth-control pills &#8220;baby bombs&#8221; for a reason. 
Besides, the phrase &#8220;fertility coaching&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>Keeping the world safe from rogue crafters</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/10/27/keeping-the-world-safe-from-rogue-crafters</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/10/27/keeping-the-world-safe-from-rogue-crafters#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:32:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What&#8217;s a girl gotta do to get some sodium hydroxide in this town?
Here&#8217;s where I&#8217;d normally joke about making bombs and meth, but that would probably put me on an FBI list somewhere. Of course, I was probably put on a list after telling the world that Devon kills hoboes. I&#8217;m sure the &#8220;joke&#8221; about [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>BE AFRAID! &#8212; no, not really</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/10/22/be-afraid-no-not-really</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/10/22/be-afraid-no-not-really#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At a friend&#8217;s house the other day, I learned that children in a school in New Jersey aren&#8217;t allowed to carry backpacks from class to class anymore, presumably because they&#8217;re hauling weapons of mass destruction to history class. I know I would.
When I was in high school, I had a bag that could hold about [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>The TSA wants me to be a hairy Neanderthal</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2008/12/01/the-tsa-wants-me-to-be-a-hairy-neanderthal</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2008/12/01/the-tsa-wants-me-to-be-a-hairy-neanderthal#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 22:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s the only reason I can think of why they felt the need to confiscate my Bath &#38; Body Works Japanese Cherry Blossom moisturizer and shower gel. These pleasantly scented $8.50 threats to national security made it through LaGuardia, but the folks at Denver International Asshats are obviously on top of their game. Last time [...]]]></description>
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