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Tag Archives: Sex
I might have stepped over the line
Devon and I are trying to get in shape and lose weight along with most of America, and we’re giving the Fitbit a shot. It appeals to the data geek in Devon because it tracks all his activity for the … Continue reading
I want a size queen. Or a queen-size. Whatever.
Last night, Devon and I were talking about the kind of house we want and the decor, and I said I’d like to downgrade to a queen-size bed because it would give us more room. He defended having a king-size … Continue reading
Send a uterus to your congressman
You might have noticed some of the Republican asshattery going on lately. And now you’re asking yourself, “What asshattery might that be? It’s like an all-you-can-eat asshat buffet!” I’m talking about the types of bills you see when you elect … Continue reading
