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The Force watches you masturbate
My friend Donna and I were playing SWTOR and we decided to name The Force “Ceiling Cat.” It started with a discussion of the powerful nature of The Force and how it intervenes in your life, at least according to … Continue reading
I finally drank the Jedi Kool-Aid
Yes, I’m playing Star Wars The Old Republic. So far I’m fairly impressed, although my toon is still in newbie land, so there’s a lot more to see before I decide whether it’s going to be my new boyfriend. I … Continue reading
FDA tells sperminator to knock off all that sperm-making
This is one of those stories that sounds like an Onion article but isn’t. The Food and Drug Administration is telling Trent Arsenault of California to stop giving his sperm away like it’s a keg party at Delta Tau Chi. The best part … Continue reading
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DIAF, Kathleen Sebelius
You might have seen this article floating around the Internets. In short, U.S. Department of Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius vetoed the FDA’s decision to make Plan B available over the counter to anyone who wants it. Currently, people 17 … Continue reading
Hot chicks with problems. This is my sad face. :(
Devon and I were watching “Bridesmaids,” and it was so bad I had to walk away and listen from another room. As Devon noted, I have a problem with displaced embarrassment. I can’t groove on movies where I’m expected to … Continue reading
I write to dead people
Keeping a journal always seemed like such a good idea. I had fantasies of people hundreds of years in the future finding something profoundly meaningful in what I felt about homework. I started my first one when I was 6, … Continue reading
Rally to save the eyeballs
So Devon and I were watching the pilot episode of “Fringe,” because we’ve been looking for a series to fill the “X-Files“-size hole in our geeky souls, and I was enjoying it just fine for the first few minutes, until … Continue reading
Fuck me, Ray Bradbury
Something wicked this way will come.
Lame like Vanilla Ice
Either I need to start working out again, Devon is the Nerd Commander or both. Over the weekend, I made vanilla ice cream — the best vanilla ice cream you’ve never had, by the way. It was creamy, thanks to … Continue reading
Settle down, Parenting
Not married for three weeks yet, and already I’m getting copies of Parenting magazine delivered to my apartment. Pushy fuckers. I must have bought something for a pregnant friend and ended up on a mailing list, since I’m 32 years … Continue reading
