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		<title>Fuck me, Ray Bradbury</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/08/20/fuck-me-ray-bradbury</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 04:20:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Something wicked this way will come.]]></description>
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		<title>Lame like Vanilla Ice</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/05/18/lame-like-vanilla-ice</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 19:25:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Either I need to start working out again, Devon is the Nerd Commander or both. Over the weekend, I made vanilla ice cream &#8212; the best vanilla ice cream you’ve never had, by the way. It was creamy, thanks to one part whole milk to two parts heavy cream and five eggs, blended into a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Settle down, Parenting</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/05/06/591</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 03:15:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not married for three weeks yet, and already I&#8217;m getting copies of Parenting magazine delivered to my apartment. Pushy fuckers. I must have bought something for a pregnant friend and ended up on a mailing list, since I&#8217;m 32 years old, and all my friends are pregnant, recently pregnant or about to be pregnant. Look, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TMI in da house</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/03/06/tmi-in-da-house</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 01:56:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My gift to myself for my 32nd birthday was an IUD. Being reasonably sure there will be no surprise babies  is the gift that keeps on giving, because surprise babies are like ninjas. One day you&#8217;re just minding your own business, and the next you&#8217;re all, &#8220;Oh, hi there, surprise baby. Did the doorman let [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to score with (boy) nerds</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/12/11/how-to-score-with-boy-nerds</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 13:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I qualify “nerds” because there was a terrific post about scoring with female nerds at The Park Bench, which inspired this one. After speaking* with Devon, I put together this primer on dating male nerds. Be interested in his obsession And he WILL be obsessed with something, whether it’s Battlestar Galactica, forensic science or making [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>Facebook needs to back out of my bizness</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/11/05/facebook-needs-to-back-out-of-my-bizness</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Listen, Facebook, I don&#8217;t care what my mother told you to do before she died: I don&#8217;t need to hear your shit about my biological clock. I&#8217;m not even trying to have a baby, so I don&#8217;t need &#8220;fertility coaching.&#8221; I call my birth-control pills &#8220;baby bombs&#8221; for a reason. Besides, the phrase &#8220;fertility coaching&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>The anti-Match.com</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/11/03/the-anti-match-com</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:30:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I told Devon I called him a serial killer again on my blog, he said, &#8220;At least people won&#8217;t be Googling me for dating purposes anymore.&#8221; That said, now I have to make sure he can never find another date with anyone who can use a search engine. So here goes. Devon Jones steals [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>BE AFRAID! &#8212; no, not really</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/10/22/be-afraid-no-not-really</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/10/22/be-afraid-no-not-really#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At a friend&#8217;s house the other day, I learned that children in a school in New Jersey aren&#8217;t allowed to carry backpacks from class to class anymore, presumably because they&#8217;re hauling weapons of mass destruction to history class. I know I would. When I was in high school, I had a bag that could hold [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Crafts for size queens</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/10/13/crafts-for-size-queens</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/10/13/crafts-for-size-queens#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 15:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t normally plug products, but this is So. Fucking. Awesome that I had to give it a shout-out. I mean, I wouldn&#8217;t buy one, because I don&#8217;t live in a dorm, but this makes me wish I did so I could decorate my room with giant condom wrappers. But then, if I did live [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Romeo and Juliet, and cell phones</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/10/05/romeo-and-juliet-and-cell-phones</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/10/05/romeo-and-juliet-and-cell-phones#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 01:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been said before that Romeo and Juliet would have resolved much more happily had T-Mobile been around in Shakespeare&#8217;s time. Juliet could have sent her beloved a text: &#8220;Hey, Romeo, luv u 4evah, don&#8217;t kill urself.&#8221; And Romeo could have replied: &#8220;U wanna hook up? C U in the crypt.&#8221; It would have been [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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