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	<title>Dirty Hooker &#187; Travel</title>
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		<title>God hates it when I fly to Denver</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/06/24/god-hates-it-when-i-fly-to-denver</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 19:14:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A TSA employee is the proud owner of two Leathermans thanks to some seriously incompetent customer service on the part of Delta. The day did not start well. The Fatass, who tends to pee and shit when she&#8217;s nervous, did both on Devon&#8217;s suitcase on the way to Dad&#8217;s house, where we were leaving them [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Just Mauied</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/04/23/just-mauied</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Apr 2010 02:44:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Those sexy mo fos above are me and Devon, freshly married off the beach and eating a spectacular dinner at Spago at the Four Seasons Hotel. It is one of those places that serves meals in very small servings with very fancy presentations, but we got to try lots of different things, including the best [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Touchdown in Maui</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/04/17/touchdown-in-maui</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Apr 2010 02:24:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to a couple who missed their plane, we made it to Hawaii. Continental overbooked, but we caught a break at the expense of the misfortune of others. I sit here now listening to the sounds of the Pacific Ocean and drinking a margarita as Devon marinates the fuck out of some chicken for tomorrow&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pop Quiz, Hotshot</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/12/24/pop-quiz-hotshot</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2009 01:19:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Guess which one of the following items DID NOT make it through airport security. If you guessed the box cutter, you should not be working for the TS-Fucking-A. When we moved into our new apartment, Devon picked up a bunch of box cutters, and I slipped one of them into my purse in case I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I am disgusting and frighten off commuters</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/10/07/i-am-disgusting-and-frighten-off-commuters</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/10/07/i-am-disgusting-and-frighten-off-commuters#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 04:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have a cold. I know, this is not unprecedented in human history. It isn&#8217;t even a bad cold, at least not yet. But my throat is sore and my nose is runny. A more together woman would have brought tissues on the train, or maybe a nice lace hanky with her monogram in the [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>My boyfriend is probably a serial killer</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2008/12/02/my-boyfriend-is-probably-a-serial-killer</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 22:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And I&#8217;m OK with that. It&#8217;s important to support each other&#8217;s goals. I just wish he&#8217;d be open about it. It&#8217;s difficult to build a foundation of trust when one person won&#8217;t &#8216;fess up about where he hides the bodies. He keeps insisting he&#8217;s not a serial killer, but he probably just thinks I&#8217;ll be [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>The TSA wants me to be a hairy Neanderthal</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2008/12/01/the-tsa-wants-me-to-be-a-hairy-neanderthal</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2008/12/01/the-tsa-wants-me-to-be-a-hairy-neanderthal#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 22:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s the only reason I can think of why they felt the need to confiscate my Bath &#38; Body Works Japanese Cherry Blossom moisturizer and shower gel. These pleasantly scented $8.50 threats to national security made it through LaGuardia, but the folks at Denver International Asshats are obviously on top of their game. Last time [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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