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I’m like Stephen Hawking — if Hawking were retarded and had a vagina
I’m taking a remedial math class from Knewton, the company Devon works for, because I suxor at the maths and this seemed like a good way to brush up. I’m working on the graphing-numbers part of it now because I … Continue reading
Food: I am a sammich-making machine
When I got my bitch ass in the kitchen and started making Devon breakfast sandwiches to take to work, it was to save some money and give him something to eat that wasn’t made of cancer. Turns out quite a … Continue reading
More self-pimping!
You may have noticed the thingies on the right side of this blog. I have an Etsy store full of crafty thingies you might like to exchange currency for. OK, “full” is an overstatement. But I have several things on … Continue reading
I be pimpin’
In my ongoing effort to make an income yet never have to commute again, I have opened a CafePress store. Not much on it yet, but you can find things like beer glasses and t-shirts with these two images so … Continue reading
Day 1 of the mooch life
OK, that’s not entirely true. I’ve got my severance package until October. But not having a job to go to is weird. I imagine this is what retirement is like — minus the Social Security checks. Among other things, I … Continue reading
Birthdays have gone to the dogs
You see this dog? This dog used to smell like sweaty hobo ass. As part of my 33rd birthday gift to myself, I took her to a doggie spa, where she got a thorough de-assification, teeth cleaning and nail trimming. … Continue reading
It’s a “Wonder”ful life
A few weeks ago, when I was feeling sentimental about Christmas and Dad being sick, Devon cheered me up by picking up the world’s greatest comfort food: Wonder Bread and Kraft singles slices, for “white trash” grilled cheese sandwiches. I … Continue reading
Festivus, for the rest of us!
I hope y’all had a Merry Christmas, if you celebrate. If not, I hope you had a bitchin’ generic Dec. 25. Devon and I visited Dad and my sister on Christmas Eve, then spent Dec. 25 with friends playing World … Continue reading
Soap is not good eats
Once upon a time there was a woman. This woman was a little on the short side and had weird nails on her pinky toes that sort of made her toes look deformed if she let them grow too long. … Continue reading
You graduated. Now what?
Dear Graduates, You have reached the end of a journey, about to embark on a brand new one. Maybe you are graduating from college and are about to claw your way to the top of your daddy’s company. Maybe you … Continue reading
