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	<title>Dirty Hooker &#187; Work</title>
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		<title>You graduated. Now what?</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/06/29/you-graduated-now-what</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 18:21:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Random Impulses]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Graduates,
You have reached the end of a journey, about to embark on a brand new one. Maybe you are graduating from college and are about to claw your way to the top of your daddy’s company. Maybe you were a philosophy major and are planning the only career for which you qualify: graduate school. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Print: BP is dropping</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/01/25/print-bp-is-dropping</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 20:26:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is hard to write considering I earn my paycheck from the profit fumes of the newspaper industry, but there comes a time in every adult’s life when she needs to suck up an unpleasant truth: Print is dead, and it ain’t coming back.
Print doesn’t know it’s dead yet. Its zombie corpse is still flailing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;Crap yourself in a blanket to keep warm&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/01/08/crap-yourself-in-a-blanket-to-keep-warm</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2010/01/08/crap-yourself-in-a-blanket-to-keep-warm#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 16:22:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Other people]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Work]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/?p=422</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As an editor, I love reading what other editors are doing. As a jerk, I love it more when I can point and laugh at those editors for being retarded. Check out these &#8220;11 Most Painfully Obvious Newspaper Articles Ever.&#8221; Then crap yourself in a blanket, if you still want to.
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>A book a week? Am I on crack?</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/12/02/a-book-a-week-am-i-on-crack</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/12/02/a-book-a-week-am-i-on-crack#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:59:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Crafts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Geekery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Work]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/?p=347</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Many have tried. Many have failed. But here I go: I am going to try to read one book a week. It shouldn&#8217;t be hard, in theory: Until I graduated from high school,  I sometimes read three books a day. Social awkwardness is made, not born, kids. But somewhere in adulthood, I got distracted by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dead chick walking</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/11/12/dead-chick-walking</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/11/12/dead-chick-walking#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 13:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Death]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Money]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Work]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/?p=273</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Like I needed to give Devon another reason to kill me.
I was updating my medical insurance info, and I got to the part about &#8220;insurance beneficiary.&#8221; My company offers 1x base salary in life insurance at no charge to employees. Let&#8217;s just say that, should I accidentally shoot myself three times in the back of [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>I am disgusting and frighten off commuters</title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/10/07/i-am-disgusting-and-frighten-off-commuters</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyhooker.org/blog/2009/10/07/i-am-disgusting-and-frighten-off-commuters#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 04:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monica</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[I am going to hell]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Travel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Work]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I have a cold.
I know, this is not unprecedented in human history. It isn&#8217;t even  a bad cold, at least not yet. But my throat is sore and my nose is runny.
A more together woman would have brought tissues on the train, or maybe  a nice lace hanky with her monogram in the [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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