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Tag Archives: Work
I be pimpin’
In my ongoing effort to make an income yet never have to commute again, I have opened a CafePress store. Not much on it yet, but you can find things like beer glasses and t-shirts with these two images so … Continue reading
Day 1 of the mooch life
OK, that’s not entirely true. I’ve got my severance package until October. But not having a job to go to is weird. I imagine this is what retirement is like — minus the Social Security checks. Among other things, I … Continue reading
Birthdays have gone to the dogs
You see this dog? This dog used to smell like sweaty hobo ass. As part of my 33rd birthday gift to myself, I took her to a doggie spa, where she got a thorough de-assification, teeth cleaning and nail trimming. … Continue reading
